[#ff] Maurice Utrillo's mother was Erik Satie's only lover

— Mary (@maryfduffy) January 3, 2015

if you know there will be a long time before seeing each other again
press hard into that hug
leave an imprint on your organs

— the amber oracle (@TheAmberOracle) November 3, 2014

"Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise"

— Achewood (@AchewoodTXT) December 10, 2012

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

— wint (@dril) May 22, 2012

Giving a TED talk to myself. Radically upending what I thought I knew, feeling moved.

— Jon Mooallem (@jmooallem) December 13, 2012

Dogs meditating on your eventual demise and realizing with a start, "I LOVE YOU."

— Dogs doing things (@dogsdoingthings) January 31, 2013

a track that only plays the sounds of every person you've ever loved caught in a moment of laughter at something you've said

— ellen (@elnmss) February 4, 2013

I remember when a Euro crisis meant deciding which lover to leave your spouse for.

— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) March 25, 2013